Thursday, August 30, 2007

Adolf: I'm Sitting In My Bunker

Adolf sings his heart out (with a funky reggae beat) in the Fuehrerbunker.">

Guitarist and Marionette

A guitar, a kazoo and a dancing marionette. Hey, trust Lester Bilbo, this is better than it sounds.">

Forklift Safety Film

It's in German but you non-Germanophones should stick with it and it becomes a slasher film.">

Sockman Calculator

Find out how many socks you have worn in your lifetime. Lester Bilbo has worn 14,560 pairs of socks. www.renfro.com/consumer/Renfro/funstuff/sockcalculator/index.html

Airport Infographics

A story told by and about airport infographics. funwithstuff.com/dswmedia/airport.html

Retro-Pinup

40s and 50s style pinup paintings and photos. www.retro-pinup.de

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Dutch TV Interview

A Dutch television interviewer just can't take an alarming case of medical malpractice seriously. (Thanks to Parviz)">

Monday, August 27, 2007

Silver Lining

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Hate Cute? Then Blast It!

Don't let the cute little albino baby freaks jump on your face. www.gskinner.com/games/puki

World Mouseclicking Championship

See how fast your mouseclicking reflexes are. A perfectly useless skill. www.goofball.com/cool/20020624801

Six Perfect Sideburns In Five Minutes

If you still think it is 1979 and you want to wear dark glasses, rings on evey finger and a medallion on your hairy chest then this site is for you. www.perfectsideburns.com

Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia

The largest collection of mammy caricatures anywhere. www.ferris.edu/news/jimcrow/mammies/more

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Firewheel

The world's first and probably only rubber band rifle with single shot, shotgun, automatic and semi-automatic firing modes. Be careful or you'll put your eye out. www.di-links.com/link1087.html

Storytime

A pre-Monty Python short by Terry Gilliam. Predictably weird it features cockroaches, Albert Einstein's hands and Christmas cards. ">

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Gregorius: N-M-K-Y

A terrible Finnish cover version of the Village People's big hit, Y-M-C-A. "

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Monoface

Click the mouth, nose, head and each eye to create a different monoface. And keep clicking. There are 759,375 possible faces. Lester Bilbo was up all night counting them. www.mono-1.com/monoface/main.html

Song of the Japanese Butt Biting Bug

Bizarre animation and song about a bug which bites people's butts. Kinda catchy tune, don't you think. For those of you who don't speak Japanese subtitles have been thoughtfully provided. "

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Bullet Proof Baby Stroller

Lester Bilbo has been rendered speechless. This is just so wrong. www.bulletproofbaby.net

Prime Time of Your Life

Daft Punk. Weird and creepy French electro pop."

Rate My Life

Score your life on accomplishments, sins, virtues and physical and mental states. www.ratemylife.net

The Museum for the Preservation of Elevating History

Lifting through the ages, welcome to the Online Virtual Elevator Museum. www.theelevatormuseum.org

Support Our Troops - With Lingerie!

Miss Gina Elise's Pinups For Vets. 40s-style cheesecake and some good music. www.pinupsforvets.com

Pinups For Pups

The original Pinup Dog Rescue Organization. www.pinupsforpups.com

Monday, August 20, 2007

The Flying Lizards: Dizzy Miss Lizzy

The Flying Lizards were an avant garde British band. Here they do a cover of the Beatles' cover of Dizzy Miss Lizzy. Are they hanging upside down?">

Clink! Clink! Another Drink

Spike Jones and His City Slickers from 1942. Look for Mel Blanc the voice of Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam and many others.">

The Akond Of Swat

Ken Nordine is a voiceover and recording artist who likes to add strange narration to cool jazz. Lester Bilbo's dictionary does not include "Akond" so he has no idea what the Akond of Swat is.">

What the World Needs Now Is Another Dancing Hippopotamus

Just click on the picture of the lazy hippo. hip.popotam.us

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Don't Bother To Knock

The trailer for the 1952 film noir starring Richard Widmark, Marilyn Monroe and Anne Bancroft. Lester Bilbo saw this film for the first time recently and thought it was great. The B-Man loves his film noir. Don't Bother to Knock was Anne Bancroft's first film and Marilyn Monroe's sixteenth and her first leading role. ">

Friday, August 17, 2007

New Order: Jetstream

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The Raveonettes: Love In A Trash Can

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Handsome Harry the Hipster

LB likes to think he's Handsome Lester the Hipster. Handsome Harry played some crazy boogie woogie in the 1930s and 1940s.">

The Lumberjack Song (In German)

We've all seen Monty Python do their famous lumberjack song but did you know that they did a version in German?">

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Baby Love Child: Les Pizzicato Five

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Sweet Soul Revue

Lester Bilbo can't get enough of these cool Tokyo hipsters. And he still has a major crush on Miss Nomiya Maki. Lester Bilbo has posted on Les Pizzicato Five before but what the heck, it's his blog, he can do anything he wants.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Rendezvous: A Film By Claude Lelouch

In 1978 film maker Claude Lelouch mounted a camera on a formula-one race car and had it driven throught the early morning streets of Paris at speeds of up to 140 mph. He had no permit and was arrested upon the film's screening. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUbe125ege0

Mr. Paris

The ultimate French lounge lizard. www.myspace.com/misterparis70

The Secret Garden of Mutabor

An insanely complicated game. www.yenz.com/menue/garden/intro.html

Follow the Mouse Pointer

That is all she does. www.motionportrait.com/about/demo_faith_02.html

Saturday, August 11, 2007

BotaniCalls

A system whereby your plant can call you on the telephone and you can call your plant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnx5Unoy6NM

Wax Tailor: Our Dance

Unusual and stylish French music video. Click: music videos; click: Our Dance. www.laurentking.com

Hieronymus Bosch Action Figures.

Action figures derived from the nightmarish creatures which inhabited the canvases of 16th century painter, Hieronymus Bosch. www.3d-mouseion.com/engels/bosch_eng.htm

When Louis Met Britney

Oops! I did it again. www.supermasterpiece.com/music/oops.html

Blimp Song

Everyone needs to get a blimp. www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/blimp

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Victorian Robots

Mechanical marvels of the nineteenth century. www.bigredhair.com/robots/index.html

What's Your Theological Worldview?

Lester Bilbo is an Evangelical Holiness / Wesleyan, whatever that is? quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=43870

Young and Beautiful Cosmetic Surgery Clinic

Wait for the surprise ending. www.youngandbeautifulclinic.com/video.htm

Shingo Mama No Oha!

Weird Japanese children's video. Look for the 'Godfather of Soul, the late James Brown to make an appearance. He doesn't know why he is there. video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9105575935534995120&q=shingo+mama

Happy Boys and Happy Girls

Karaoke hell. Lester Bilbo loves the guy's smile though. www.devilducky.com/media/37083

Monday, August 6, 2007

Andy Warhol Eats a Cheeseburger

It takes him 4 minutes and 15 seconds.He has trouble with the ketchup. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K_HQ1JLApM

Mmeoww: Plague of Kittens

It's raining kittens. Save them with the bouncy kitten catcher or they'll splatter. Lots more games. www.mousebreaker.com/games/mmeoww/play.php

I Kiss You

Is this the world's worst personal home page? You decide. www.ikissyou.org

Monobrow

Dedicated to those who have one big eyebrow and do not consider it a grotesque, freakish human defomity. www.monobrow.com

Extreme Ironing

The latest danger sport. It combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt. www.extremeironing.com

Saturday, August 4, 2007

A Hug For You

"You're my honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie, you're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, you're the apple of my eye." www.funofun.com/ahugforyou.htm

Beat Dazzler

From the fine overweight folks who brought you Gem Sweater. www.atomfilms.com/af/content/leslie_beat_dazzler?afhomeclickt

Bloodmobile

Your body's blood system in song. Just weird. www.dave-logan.com/animation/bloodmobile

Bee Dogs

The premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes. www.beedogs.com

Grindergirl

The meeting of power tools and sex appeal. www.grindergirl.com

Friday, August 3, 2007

Ingemar Bergman's Lost Soap Commercials

Famous Swedish avant garde film director Ingemar Bergman died at the age of 89 a few days ago. In 1951 Bergman made a series of bizarre soap commercials for Swedish television. slatev.com/player.html?id=1127687094 Update: When Lester Bilbo posted this it worked fine. Now, for unknown reasons, it doesn't. When sites go down for no good reason it drives the B-man nuts. If you Google Bergman soap you can find Bergman's soap commercials.

Grace Chang - Mambo Girl

Set the way-back machine for 1961 when the Chinese Mambo craze was in full swing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XMAIOvJgQ

Your Real Age and Life Expectancy

Lester Bilbo can expect to live to 82.8. He had been hoping for 90. www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm

I'm A Girl Watcher

The O'Kaysions. Nowadays you'd get arrested for this. Lester Bilbo hates all shades of political correctness so therefore he loves this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJWuz7qQVc

This Is Me

The story of a particularly strange airplane accident. www.this-is-me.tv/index2.htm

Cat Face 3

Cat Face in the pet shop. www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cat+Face+3

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Delicious Dogs

Dogs are more than man's best friends, they are good eatin'. www.deliciousdogs.com

Babies Eating Lemons

Reaction shots of babies having their first taste of lemon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO93C5VH8Fg

Zeppelin Vs. Pterodactyls (1936)

What would you do if your airship was attacked by a Muranian flying wing? Burst into song, of course. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2PkY3zSuw4

59 of the Coolest Toilet Signs From Around the World

losu.org/world/the-many-different-types-of-toilet-signs

The Finnish Men's Shouting Choir

Twenty men in black suits, white shirts and black rubber ties get together for the synchronized shouting of beloved folk tunes. www.huutajat.org