Monday, July 16, 2007

Time Off

Good morning Bilboites worldwide and on ships at sea. Lester Bilbo is taking a break from his onerous self-appointed task of searching the web for the weird and wonderful. Expect his return on or about August 1. In the meantime he urges you to continue to visit Lester Bilbo Does It All For You and browse the archives. There are lots of good things there you probably missed the first time around. And tell your friends!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Hamster History Of Britain

The Hamster Theatre Company depicting great and disastrous moments in British hamster history. www.hamsteropera.co.uk/history.htm

Sometimes The Best Beer Is A Root Beer

Drink responsibly. albinoblacksheep.com/flash/monkeybeer.php

Where Is That?

Test your map knowledge with satellite photographs. www.mindpicnic.com/maps-quiz

Handprint

Are you a gullible person? You'll find out here. www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/handprint.php

Barefoot Lass's Crazy Things To Do With coca Cola

Relieve jelly fish stings, antique your photos, clean your submarine and many more. members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/cola.html

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Barbara Lynn

One of the first female guitar playing singer / songwriters to make the R & B chart. You'll Lose A Good Thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ui0nM99oA It's Better To Have It www.youtube.com/watch?v=esHCHhvDSAc&mode=related&search=

Watch the 45

Freddy Fender - Before the Last Teardrop Falls - Wasted Days and Wasted Nights www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkFfuZ7pxt4

Orlanda Riva Sound: Moon Boots

Funky fresh fun from East Germany. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY_ZEjFYRYo

Sensitivity Training

The lack of political correctness can be deadly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMMKPRE4m3w

Stand By Your Statue

If you like to travel around the world and mimic statues this is the place for you. standbyyourstatue.blogspot.com

Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster

Is this the worst monster movie ever? You decide. www.badmovies.org/movies/gvssmog

The Hole

The story of a guy, with pictures, who decided to dig a hole in his back yard. It is a great place to escape, take naps and shoot animals from. www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole

I Want My Rib

The Korn Kobblers also known as The Scnickelfritz Band with their version of Genesis. Sort of a proto Hee-Haw. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFaETNF7va4

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

American Nudist Research Library

Dedicated to preserving nudist history with a comprehensive archive of nudist materials. The library is a clothing optional facility. www.anrl.org/index.html

Elektronik Supersonik

Zlad, that wild Borat-like Eastern European rocker, on a crazy adventure through space and time. "Hey baby, wake up from your a-sleep." www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RiG9lq84o8

Apocalyptica

For all your Finnish heavy metal cello needs. Lester Bilbo recommends 'Hall of the Mountain King.' Go to Media, find Videos. www.apocalyptica.com

Making Fiends

A collection of short films about a little girl named Vendetta who likes to make fiends - that's fiends, not friends. www.makingfiends.com

Tammy The Virtual Bartender

She'll do anything you want - well, almost anything. Type: dance, jump, laugh, read and anything else you can think of. Don't miss Virtual Bartender 2. www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB1

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Breaking Wind

Folktales about flatulence. www.pitt.edu/~dash/fart.html

Hail the Hammer

For all your Faroe Islands video needs. Probably didn't know you had any, did you? Heavy metal Vikings from the Faroe Islands. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5zNK--DUDg&mode=related&search=

Big Bunny

Seven bizarre short films about a giant pink carnivorous bunny. Very sinister. www.big-bunny.com

Craziest

Scrabble is a religion. An illustrated story based on the Scrabble board. www.vidlit.com/craziest/index.php

40 Things That Only Happen In The Movies

TV news bulletins contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it is aired - and 39 more. www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm

Monday, July 9, 2007

Mandonna

The alpha-male tribute to the Material Girl. www.mandonna.com

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Lester Bilbo is not sure what this is about. Some dark apocalyptic message in AD 2101 perhaps? www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video.shtml

Supermodel Meat Sports

What happens when supermodels meet meat? www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyJHK-oq5lA

Instant Audience

Get an audience instantly - clap, booh, haha and more right now. davelog.com/flash/instantaudience.swf

Kosovo

The Beach Boys' 'Kokomo' as interpreted by Danish peacekeepers on duty in Kosovo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4519uoVZQ

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Saturday, July 7, 2007

I Love You Egg!

Click: Egg Song. A Korean tribute to our little white and yellow buddy. This is so cute it made Lester Bilbo gag. www.iloveegg.com

The Song Stylings of Wing

Meet the female William Hung. Let Lester Bilbo "recommend" Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds. www.wingtunes.com

The Baby Name Wizard's Name Voyager

Click: Name Voyager. A fascinating place to discover the ranking of boys' and girls' names in different decades. Lester is not doing too well. babynamewizard.com

Mike's Amazing Cakes

Home to the world's most unusual customized cakes. www.mikesamazingcakes.com/index.html

Monsters

The craziest monsters you'll ever see. www.thebillmayer.com/monsters.html

Friday, July 6, 2007

Cadaver Calculator

Find out how much your body is worth. Lester Bilbo's body is worth a respectable $4840 to someone else but he ain't selling. mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

Man Ray Vs. Les Negresses Vertes

Cool music from Les Negresses Vertes added to Man Ray film from the 1920s. www.dailymotion.com/video/xjn9g_man-ray-vs-les-negresses-vertes

TOAST - Nature's Most Perfect Food (III)

Ok Bilboites, Lester Bilbo promises no more toast or toasters after this. Things I've Pushed Through Toast: Don't worry, nothing offensive. www.teamfishcake.co.uk/toast The Toaster Oracle: www.ruffwork.com/make_toast.asp Pop Art Toaster: www.poparttoaster.com/retail.htm

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Don't Laugh In the Library

Crazy Japanese TV show. A group of guys visit libraries and do stupid things to each other and try not to laugh. Only in Japan. There are a couple of more episodes up on YouTube but this is the best one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRMOeMgYESo

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Falling Star

If Lester Bilbo knew of a laundromat like this one he might just sell his washer/dryer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w5dW3d2jLY

International Society for the Prevention of Cruely to Dyslexic Newborn Gerbils.

The title says it all. www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Fair/8006/index.html

The Original Illustrated Catalog of Acme Products

Lester Bilbo loves those old Looney Tunes cartoons. home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acme.html

Kinetic Sculpture

Amazing sculptures which are powered by the wind. (Doesn't belong on the College Humor site, however.) www.collegehumor.com/video:1764773

Living In Three Centuries

A photography project to record the faces of age. The oldest is 114. www.markstoryphotography.com/centuries-aboutintro.php

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

TOAST - Nature's Most Perfect Food (II)

307 Ways to Eat Toast: www.mrbreakfast.com/article.asp?articleid=20 Dr. Toast's Amazing World of Toast: The name is redundant but it's about toast so Lester Bilbo does not mind. www.drtoast.com The Frustrations and Dangers of Owning a Toaster: www.halfgiraffe.com/toast.html Pose With Your Toaster: Haven't you ever thought, "Why isn't there a website where I can pose with my toaster?" Here it is at last. www.posewithyourtoaster.com The Toast Man of New Zealand Toast portraits, toast art. Elvis in 3525 slices of cocktail toast. www.mauricebennet.co.nz

Monday, July 2, 2007

TOAST - Nature's Most Perfect Food (1)

I Am A Sad Sad Toaster Made of Glass: A real rarity, a music video about toast. Lester Bilbo doesn't claim that it is good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TNv4XsYR-w Toast In The Post: For people who feel the strange compulsion to mail their toast. www.toastinthepost.com/index.php The Cyber Toast Museum: The history of toasting bread, toaster greeting cards, toaster art gallery, vintage toasters, toy toasters, and more. www.toaster.org/museum.html Holy Toast: Pope on toast. www.popetoast.com The Toast Shop (serving you since 1857): Purveyors of the world's finest toast. "Our dedicated team of skilled craftsmen individually manage the toasting process for each and every slice of toast. It is only with this dedication and attention to detail that we are able to ensure that every slice of toast that leaves our small, family run workshop will reach you in perfect condition ...One day all toast will be this good." www.thetoastshop.co.uk