LESTER BILBO DOES IT ALL FOR YOU: October 2007

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Art of Pencil Sharpening

This and the following are brought to you courtesy of Mr. Lester Q. Bilbo's cringing manservant, webmaster, hunchbacked albino and first cousin of Woody Tobias, Jr., Tyler Tobias. matthewjamestaylor.com/blog/the-art-of-sharpening-pencils

Pencil Carving

Experience the intricate world of pencil carving. Someone with way too much free time. www.infofreako.com/jad/enpitsu-e.html

Pencil Pages

The world's most comprehensive on-line resource for pencil-related information. Proudly serving pencil collectors and enthusiasts since 1996! www.pencilpages.com

The Pencil Collector

Organ of the American pencil Collectors Society. www.pencilcollector.org/index.htm

Match World

Brought to you by the wonderful people at the Virtual Museum of the Japan Match Manufacturers' Association.(Almost like pencils.) server18.joeswebhosting.net/~xx9185/english/index.html

Body Parts Models

This is the place for you if you have a killer smile, cute hairless ears or George Costanza's hands. bodypartsmodels.com/index_content.html

Sunday, October 28, 2007

The Avengers

One of the best opening titles ever.

Rivermouth Revue

Laurent Garnier: Crispy Bacon

Laurent Garnier: The Sound Of The Big Babou

Friday, October 26, 2007

The Dunder Mifflin Paper Company

If you are a fan of 'The Office' this will mean something to you. www.dundermifflinpaper.biz

Fashions For Goats

Clothing, shoes and fashion accessories for your goat. Don't miss the purple party pants. www.goatsonline.com

Acne Be Gone

Probably the grossest game Lester Q. Bilbo has ever seen. www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/acne.php

Eggbid

Your one-stop egg auction site. Emu, peafowl, ostrich, quail and lots more. www.eggbid.com

What Kind Of Reader Are You?

Lester Q. Bilbo is a dedicated reader. www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_reader_are_you

The Vacuum Haircut System

www.flowbee.com

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Zombies In Plain English

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson : Beekeeping

Darth Vader Plays the Blues

Darth Vader Plays the Blues (Version Quebecoise)

Cool Road-Rail Vehicles

Fascinating collection of dual purpose vehicles. www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/10/c00l-road-rail-vehicles.html

Guns For Girls

Combining the girliness of glamor with the practicality of military weaponry. www.glamguns.com

The Death Report

While you were entering this world, who was departing? Find morbid facts about your birthday. www.justsayhi.com/bb/death

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Duckomenta

What if all the world's famous art works featured Donald Duck? www.duckomenta.de/index.htm

The Museum of Food Anomalies

An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. www.hanttula.com/exhibits/mofa

Canto Do Brasil

Images and sounds of Brazil. Striking photography. www.hillerphoto.com/brazil

The B-52s : Rock Lobster

The Wake-Up Cat

Friday, October 19, 2007

Air: Kelly Watch the Stars

Museum of Bad Art

The world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition, and celebration of bad art in all its many forms. www.museumofbadart.org/index.html

Is It Christmas Yet?

Click here for the answer. www.isitchristmas.com/?

Weird Names

Taken from phone books. Lester Bilbo likes Humperdink Fangboner, T. Fud Pucker Tucker, Ecstacy Goon, Eucalyptus Yoho and Hogjaw Twaddle. f2.org/humour/language/oddnames.html

Beatles Video Directory

New edits fr some popular Beatles songs. homepage.mac.com/beetulz/Menu3.html

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Rita Mitsouko : Le Petit Train

Rita Mitsouko : Marcia Baila

Hats of Meat

Remembering the past, cherishing the present, and celebrating the future of meat hats. www.hatsofmeat.com

Book of Numbers

Imaginary book pages. www.book-of-numbers.com

Pass the Head

sheepfilms.co.uk/b3ta/headswap.htm

Monday, October 15, 2007

Stagworld

A salute to the creepy nether world of 50s and early 60s men's magazines. www.lileks.com/institute/stagworld/index.html

Friday, October 12, 2007

The Dambusters A La Star Wars

The climactic sequence of the 1954 war film classic 'The Dam Busters' with a Star Wars audio track.

Dylan Thomas 'Reading' Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

Back Of Beyond Times

An online tabloid newspaper about the mythical country of Kashgar. Spot the Newfoundland connection. www.backofbeyond.de

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Peter, Bjorn and John: Young Folks

Lester Bilbo hopes you all like whistling.

If We Had To Make A Kid's Show This Is How We Would Do It

Sesame Street meets a serial killer.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The Gratest Prank Call Ever

This will put a stop to those annoying telemarketers.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Not Starring

Your favorite movie stars and the roles they DIDN'T get. notstarring.com

Manualist Plays Bohemian Rhapsody On His Hands

Fun With Labels

Strange food in an Asian supermarket. sidesalad.net/archives/003337.html

Vegetable Fantasy

Digital composition vegetable photographs. www.veg-fantasy.com/vf_page4.html

Whoops

Be warned. This may just be the world's most annoying website. www.biribiri.com

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Cupid's Dear John Letter Generator

Takes the mind-numbing drudgery of traditionally announcing your significant other's impending abandonment. www.chickenhead.com/stuff/dearjohn/index.asp