Thursday, May 3, 2007

The Wonderful World of Cheese

Cheddarvision. Tired of watching paint dry? Why not watch a hunk of cheddar cheese age on TV. If you have opposable thumbs you'll want to wrap your knuckle's around this one. Check out the time-lapse featurette and suggest a name for the cheese. Not being a qualified cheese-sexer, Lester Bilbo has come up with two names - Corrie if it is a boy cheese and Summer if it is a girl. Cheddarvision: 132 days and counting, in milliseconds. www.cheddarvision.tv The Bible According to Cheese. (Or a brie history of time) The story of Parmesan the Baptist and Edam and Eve and much more. Has links for serious Bible and cheese study. Permit Lester Bilbo to be serious for a millisecond. The Bible According to Cheese demonstrates the superiority of Western civilization. We have the freedom to make fun of everything, no matter how sacrosanct. Don't hold your breath waiting for the Koran in melon balls. www.alltooflat.com/serious/cheese

1 comment:

David Kidney said...

Be careful, ye readers of Bilbo's antic suggestions, he is liable to lead you all astray, and distract you from important tasks like editing your quarterly newsletter, or seeing that important audio-visual equipment is delivered on time! He will do just as he says...and find bizarre web-sites that you couldn't even imagine existed...