Thursday, May 31, 2007

Shoe Lacing Methods

Who knew that there are two trillion possibilities. And no, Lester Bilbo has not tryed them all. www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

Bembo's Zoo

Letters of the alphabet are cleverly arranged to make zoo animals. Lester Bilbo was wondering what Bembo would do with X. www.bemboszoo.com

We Didn't Start the Fire

A fast-paced illustrated version of Billy Joel's great song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MuGGhnJCY

The Lovely Lana Landis, America's #1 Pinup Model

40's cheesecake lives on. Lana loves those old movies and those glamorous models. You will too. Safe for the whole family. www.lanalandis.com

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Strindberg and Helium

Follow the adventures of the morose Swedish playwright, August Strindberg and his insanely happy little helium-filled balloon buddy. Lester Bilbo wants a hat pin. www.strindbergandhelium.com

Penguin Calls

Recorded voicemail calls that have been 'penguinized.' www.spinnerdisc.com/penguincalls.html

Monday, May 28, 2007

Jenny Are You There?

Remember the classic 80s song by Tommy Tutone called 'Jenny 867-5309?' Here is a site where somebody called that number in every area code in North America, asked for Jenny, and listed the result. And you say Lester Bilbo should get out more. danstheman.com/Jenny.htm For those of you who need reminding here is Tommy Tutone doing Jenny jenny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu4TP7yC5FQ

I Hate Clowns

The No-Clown Zone and the anti-clown community website. The place for people who are afraid of or simply hate clowns. Associated with the 'I Hate Mimes' website. Lester Bilbo isn't realy a clown fan but he has always wanted to walk around in big floppy clown boots. www.ihateclowns.net

Slaves to the Rhythm

Galley slaves groove to the funky beat. www.halfgiraffe.com/slaveship.html

Baby Boomer Death Counter

A "cheery" way to start your day if you are a boomer like Lester Bilbo. www.boomerdeathcounter.com/canada.htm

Saturday, May 26, 2007

The Ugliest Car In the World

A unique and somewhat bizarre vehicle, handmade by an eccentric New York priest as the ultimate safety vehicle. www.rexfeatures.com/features/516925

The Hobby of Coin Stacking and Penny Sculpture Comes Out of the Closet

Did you know that you can build a cantilevered bridge from pennies? Even Lester Bilbo doesn't have this much time on his hands. www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies

Gurning

The second (almost annual) worldwide gurning contest. The ancient and noble art of making faces. www.ansaman.com/secondgurnrules.html

500 Years of Women In Art

An interesting morphing of 500 years of female portraiture in western art. And it only takes 2:52. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUDIoN-_xs

Friday, May 25, 2007

Their Circular Life

Views of an Italian city complete with sounds. Drag the triangle around the circle of everyday life and become an omniscient observer. www.theircircularlife.it/frameset.htm

The Online Guide to Whistling Records

The invaluable reference souirce for all things whistling. Pucker up and just blow. Didn't Mae West say something like that in one of her old movies? www.whistlingrecords.com

Oly-Hay Ible-Bay

The first translation of the bible into Pig Latin. www.museumofconceptualart.com/ible-bay.html

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Zombo.Com

Welcome to Zombo.Com. You can do anything at Zombo.Com - except Do something. www.zombo.com Welcome to Obmoz.Com. Zombo.Com has lied to you. www.obmoz.com

Whatzits

A menagerie of crazy jumping whatzits and bizarre whozits. www.legnog.com/exhibita/menagerie/whatsis.html

Creepy Clown

The world's creepiest and most sinister clown. www.creepyclown.com

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Toast Leaners' Club

It has been suggested that Lester Bilbo has too much time on his hands. How about these people? They sit around and lean toast for fun! Why lean toast? One might equally ask, "Why breath?" "Why live?" or "Why exist." www.malevole.com/mv/misc/toast

Monday, May 21, 2007

Martin Denny - Quiet Village

Lester Bilbo has seen some really bad Hawaiian videos in his day but this may be the worst. Any time you have bird calls and a fat guy coughing in a video that can't be good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJK2LwD_nEY

Sideshow World

All things sideshow - photos, history, performers, freaks, oddities, two-headed racoons etc. Hours of gross and exploitive fun. www.sideshowworld.com

Los Bravos - Black is Black

Lester Bilbo feels a little guilty for liking this, especially the nerdy guitarist with the thick glasses.They were Spanish with a German vocalist who sang in English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPt8ofRLVc

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up

Gentlemen, please be seated. www.mapsu.org

What Is You Worldview?

Lester Bilbo is a cultural creative, what are you? Quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=23320

Girls Are Evil

A mathematical proof of this statement. www.msxnet.org/humour/girls-are-evil.jpg

Marilyn Monroe and Jack Benny

It seems like an unlikely pairing but the two were good friends. Apart from a television commercial and an interview with Edward R. Murrow, Marilyn's only television appearance was on the Jack Benny show in 1953. Enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IzdZDyT0w

Friday, May 18, 2007

A Song by the Milton Friedman Choir

Let's privatize. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Seg0JE1PM

The Giraffe - Early Prototypes

Evolutionary out-takes. www.halfgiraffe.com/giraffe.html

The Geometry of Melons

Do not underestimate the power of the melon. Amaze your friends with melon facts assuming you still have any after you've melonized them. www.melonisland.net/useless/geometry.html

Camel Simulator

Turn the handle and watch him (or her) go. Does the world really need this? www.arseiam.com/fx/55.htm

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Cleese Idol

Lester Bilbo never thought he would see the day when John Cleese and Ben Mulroney share the same stage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbmVujjLXig

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Manx Language Samples

You will thrill as you listen to an argument between a clergyman and a woman who keeps a pig and allows it to eat its breakfast from a bowl in the kitchen. Manx, a dead language - and deservedly so. www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/gaelg/goo/samples.htm

Bacontarian

Bacontarian: a person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork. Bacon ice cream, bacon popcorn - your source for all things baconic. bacontarian.com

The International Hedgehog Association

I'll bet you didn't know that the little critters come in 92 colour varieties. hedgehogclub.com/colorguide.html

Will It Flush?

Jo the interactive plumber wants to know if it will flush. www.josplumbing.com

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Kooky Chow

A fine and distinguished gallery of rations for the curiously famished. Weird packaged food: canned dandelions; tuna jerky for dogs,cats and YOU; pork brains in milk and gravy. Don't overlook the smoked sausage made from pork stomachs, pork skins, pork spleens, pork tongue trimmings and beef tripe. Lots more 'yummy' stuff. kookychow.com/kookychow/index.htm

Anti-Pizzicato 5

Polka Heaven. The first and only 24-hour webcasting polka music internet site in the world. Could the world survive a second? www.247polkaheaven.com

Monday, May 14, 2007

Les Pizzicato 5

Despite the name this group wasn't French it was Japanese. P5, as they are known to their legion of devoted fans, were the godfathers of the Japanese kitsch-pop deconstructionist scene. Lester Bilbo has no idea what that means. All Lester Bilbo knows, or cares, is that P5 were Tokyo's coolest hipsters. Lester Bilbo fancies himself to be a cool hipster, so you see the connection. And I think Lester Bilbo has a crush on Miss Nomiya Maki. P5 were incredibly prolific. A quick search will yield dozens of videos and televison clips. Here are a few: La Regle du Jeu: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ8AkqGPiXE Playboy Playgirl: video.music.yahoo.com/up/music/music/?rn=1301797&vid=2145909 Happy Sad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94k1EjooZk Twiggy Twiggy (This is Lester Bilbo's favorite but even he can't explain why they are wearing coonskin hats): www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5FGm6wGYxY

Europe and Italy

Dedicated to the theory that Italians are not the same as other Europeans. www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Tommy Seebach: Apache

Lester Bilbo loves bad videos. He loves the bad videos more than the good ones. Therefore he positively adores this Danish video from 1977. Set outdoors, it features bad dancing, worse clothes and hairstyles, meaningless and pretentious lyrics, electric instruments being played without visible power sources and it manages to degrade both women and native Indians at the same time. It's got everything Lester Bilbo loves. youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q

Welcome to the Parlor of Janet Klein

Enter and click Showtime. Scroll down the page to see Janet and Her Parlor Boys perform 'Yiddish Hula Boy.' Lots of antique vaudeville photos, paintings and other fun stuff. janetklein.com

Friday, May 11, 2007

Instant Jazz Singer

Become a jazz singer this very instant. Shoo - Bee - Dooo - Waah. www.halfgiraffe.com/jazz.html

Virtual Dali

Paintings, photos, biography, wallpapers of Salvador Dali. www.virtualdali.com/#galleryEarly1

He Ain't Heavy He's My Luggage

A moving tribute to a suitcase with character set to the haunting sounds of the Hollies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6m-TATgwiI

Apoteket Orchestra

Click the kids in the orchestra to activate them or use the menu at the bottom of the screen. www.apoteket.se/orkestern

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Great Roy Smeck and His Aloha Islanders

Smeck's virtuosity on banjo, guitar, steel guitar and especially the ukulele earned him the title - 'Radio's Wizard of the Strings.' www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fiol_mLw_h0

The Gallery of Forgotten Girlie Mags

They are all here - covers of Bachelor, Dude, Gent, Scamp and lots more. Also early 'art' magazines - the kind men like. Pretty tame stuff by today's standards. www.popcultmag.com/oddglimpses/mensmags/mens1.html

Celebrity Hangman for the Next Generation

Choose your celebrity victim. www.hotpopcorn.com/celebconnection/hangceleb

Hold the Button

The ultimate time waster. www.holdthebutton.com

The Great Pop Vs. Soda Controvery

Which is it, pop or soda? Includes maps of the distribution. www.popvssoda.com

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

The Everyday Happenings of Weebl (and Sometimes Weebl's Friend Bob)

It's all about the pie don't you know. Heist: www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/heist.html Paper: www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/paper.htm

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation

A support group for those who have suffered trauma from petting zoo goats. www.goat-trauma.org

Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper in the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The first six-pack. nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/index.html

The Happy Capy

A site devoted to the world's largest rodent, the capybara. Here you can find the answer to that age-old question, "What is a capybara?" Includes a gallery of capybara pictures, capybara literature and links to other capybara sites - believe it or not, they do exist. www.capybara.com/capybaras

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Talking Pregnant Trailer Trash Doll

The anti-Barbie if there ever was one. She smokes, she wears a leather jacket, she's pregnant. Press her distended tummy and hear her say things like, "Pour me a double, I'm drinkin' for two." www.stupid.com/stat/TTTR.html

Baarmy Sheep

A sheepish remix of William Blake's 'Jerusalem.' Ewe must be joking. www.golakes.co.uk/baarmysheep

Keeping Ken

Dedicated to Barbie's jilted boyfriend, Ken. www.manbehindthedoll.com

Nobody Likes Edgar

He thinks differently. He runs differently. One day he went to the zoo. The animals did not like Edgar either. chemicalnine.com/edgar/episode1.html

Wee Winkle Tinkle

Electronic toilet lid position signal. As seen on TV - so you know it has to be good. www.weewinkletinkle.com

Monday, May 7, 2007

Lester Bilbo Does Dildo

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Captain Dildo welcomes Lester Bilbo. Dildo is a charming little town about an hour from St. John's. It is considered the mark of a true Newfoundlander if he can say the town's name without a childish smirk. Childishly smirking tourists steal the road signs all the time. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket An oil tanker hauling Newfoundland black gold. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket A small iceberg or bergy bit. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Icebergs and Dildo harbour.

Update: Bananaphone

You can't have too much bananaphone. Well .... actually you can. This is Raffi's version + a baseball bat. ghostalmedia.com/banana

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Ringringring Bananaphone

A dancing banana sings an insanely catchy tune. There is a hidden easter egg here. Click on the banana and you'll get more weirdness. www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html

Identikit Face

Create the face of your dreams or nightmares. flashface.ctapt.de

Ravin' Mavin

A wonderful tribute to the great movie stars of the 30s and 40s. Can there be a greater fan of Ronald Colman that Lester Bilbo? Colman was fabulous as Conway in 1937's 'Lost Horizon.' You will find stills, audio clips, biographies and more about Colman and about a dozen others. themave.com

Friday, May 4, 2007

Britt Savage and Twang Deluxe

Lookin' Like I'm Gonna (Japanese Subtitles). www.youtube.com/profile?user=Countrypolitan

Seven Kitsch Wonders of the World

Carhenge, The Big Pineapple, The Teapottery (home to every conceivable teapot design), and lots more. www.worldofkitsch.com/features/seven_wonders/index.html

The World's Worst Food

Lester Bilbo tells me that the bacon and fruit casserole is his favorite. He also suggests you try the link to 'The Gallery of Regrettable Food,' and its 'Cookin' With Dr. Pepper.' Beware anything that has an apostrophe instead of a final letter. www.flaneur.org.uk/html/food.html

Competitive Cornhole

This isn't as bad as it sounds. Lester Bilbo prides himself on having a PG-13 site. www.playcornhole.org

International Federation of Competitive Eating

Join the I.F.O.C.E. today. www.ifoce.com/index.php

Mysterious Coincidences In Commercial Advertising

Advertisements that use the same images. www.coloribus.com

Thursday, May 3, 2007

National Fancy Rat Society

Lester Bilbo already collects stamps so he doesn't need another hobby but perhaps you do. www.nfrs.org/about.html

I've Got A Big Bag of Crabs

If you know of a more annoying tune that this one, keep it to yourself. Lester Bilbo can only stand so much. www.skammich.com/crab.html

Virtual Heino

Heino is a famous German albino singer. That is a disturbing concept in itself but what we have here is a virtual albino. Lester Bilbo's German is not extensive but he knows enough to tell that Virtual Heino's lyrics are inoffensive. Even so, Lester Bilbo finds this kind of threatening. And it seems to go on forever. img137.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img137&image=heino7vg.swf

The Wonderful World of Cheese

Cheddarvision. Tired of watching paint dry? Why not watch a hunk of cheddar cheese age on TV. If you have opposable thumbs you'll want to wrap your knuckle's around this one. Check out the time-lapse featurette and suggest a name for the cheese. Not being a qualified cheese-sexer, Lester Bilbo has come up with two names - Corrie if it is a boy cheese and Summer if it is a girl. Cheddarvision: 132 days and counting, in milliseconds. www.cheddarvision.tv The Bible According to Cheese. (Or a brie history of time) The story of Parmesan the Baptist and Edam and Eve and much more. Has links for serious Bible and cheese study. Permit Lester Bilbo to be serious for a millisecond. The Bible According to Cheese demonstrates the superiority of Western civilization. We have the freedom to make fun of everything, no matter how sacrosanct. Don't hold your breath waiting for the Koran in melon balls. www.alltooflat.com/serious/cheese