Monday, December 31, 2007

Thursday, December 27, 2007

1000 Frames Of Hitchcock

An attempt to reduce each of the 52 major Alfred Hitchcock films down to just 1000 frames. www.hitchcockwiki.com/hitchcock/wiki/1000_Frames_of_Hitchcock

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Song 4 Kylie

In honour of Kylie's upcoming appearance on Dr. Who.">

Kyle Minogue: Xmas Medley

Lester Bilbo thinks Kylie Minogue is the ideal woman.">

The Cheeky Girls : Have A Cheeky Christmas

Those crazy Bulgarian sisters are back with a seasonal video.">

Friday, December 21, 2007

Christmas Tidings

Advice on gift giving from Mr. Cholmondley-Warner.">

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Renamer

Find out what you should have been named. Lester Q. Bilbo should have been Ludovic or Euclid. baby-names.familyeducation.com/renamer

Eurythmics - Love Is A Stranger

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Kant Attack Ad

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Adultitis

A crippling disease of those from 21 to 121 which makes the Black Death look like a trip to Disneyland. www.adultitis.org

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Not A Cough In A Carload

Images from the tobacco industry to hide the hazards of smoking. lane.stanford.edu/tobacco/index.html

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Scary Mary

Mary Poppins recut as a horror flick.">

The Joys Of Pork

An unending tribute to the meat of kings. www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork

Anagram Genius

www.anagramgenius.com

Sideways Books

If you love to read in bed this is for you. bedbooks.net

Forehead Support Apparatus

For when you are too drunk to stand up but you still have to go. www.bpmlegal.com/wpeesupport.html

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Friday, November 23, 2007

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The Pipettes: Pull Shapes

Lester Bilbo loves these campy girl groups.">

100 Numbers - 100 Films

Someone with a lot of free time put this together.">

The World's Only Knitting Drummer

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Friday, November 16, 2007

Melody Road

Grooves cut into a Japanese road allow drivers to hear a melody created by their tires.">

Weird Al Interviews KFed

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Jim Henson's Time Piece

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Art of Pencil Sharpening

This and the following are brought to you courtesy of Mr. Lester Q. Bilbo's cringing manservant, webmaster, hunchbacked albino and first cousin of Woody Tobias, Jr., Tyler Tobias. matthewjamestaylor.com/blog/the-art-of-sharpening-pencils

Pencil Carving

Experience the intricate world of pencil carving. Someone with way too much free time. www.infofreako.com/jad/enpitsu-e.html

Pencil Pages

The world's most comprehensive on-line resource for pencil-related information. Proudly serving pencil collectors and enthusiasts since 1996! www.pencilpages.com

The Pencil Collector

Organ of the American pencil Collectors Society. www.pencilcollector.org/index.htm

Match World

Brought to you by the wonderful people at the Virtual Museum of the Japan Match Manufacturers' Association.(Almost like pencils.) server18.joeswebhosting.net/~xx9185/english/index.html

Body Parts Models

This is the place for you if you have a killer smile, cute hairless ears or George Costanza's hands. bodypartsmodels.com/index_content.html

Friday, October 26, 2007

The Dunder Mifflin Paper Company

If you are a fan of 'The Office' this will mean something to you. www.dundermifflinpaper.biz

Fashions For Goats

Clothing, shoes and fashion accessories for your goat. Don't miss the purple party pants. www.goatsonline.com

Acne Be Gone

Probably the grossest game Lester Q. Bilbo has ever seen. www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/acne.php

Eggbid

Your one-stop egg auction site. Emu, peafowl, ostrich, quail and lots more. www.eggbid.com

What Kind Of Reader Are You?

Lester Q. Bilbo is a dedicated reader. www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_reader_are_you

The Vacuum Haircut System

www.flowbee.com

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Duckomenta

What if all the world's famous art works featured Donald Duck? www.duckomenta.de/index.htm

The Museum of Food Anomalies

An online exhibition of the Art of Regular Food Gone Horribly Wrong. www.hanttula.com/exhibits/mofa

Canto Do Brasil

Images and sounds of Brazil. Striking photography. www.hillerphoto.com/brazil

The B-52s : Rock Lobster

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The Wake-Up Cat

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Air: Kelly Watch the Stars

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Museum of Bad Art

The world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition, and celebration of bad art in all its many forms. www.museumofbadart.org/index.html

Is It Christmas Yet?

Click here for the answer. www.isitchristmas.com/?

Weird Names

Taken from phone books. Lester Bilbo likes Humperdink Fangboner, T. Fud Pucker Tucker, Ecstacy Goon, Eucalyptus Yoho and Hogjaw Twaddle. f2.org/humour/language/oddnames.html

Beatles Video Directory

New edits fr some popular Beatles songs. homepage.mac.com/beetulz/Menu3.html

Friday, October 12, 2007

The Dambusters A La Star Wars

The climactic sequence of the 1954 war film classic 'The Dam Busters' with a Star Wars audio track.">

Dylan Thomas 'Reading' Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

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Back Of Beyond Times

An online tabloid newspaper about the mythical country of Kashgar. Spot the Newfoundland connection. www.backofbeyond.de

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The Gratest Prank Call Ever

This will put a stop to those annoying telemarketers. ">

Friday, October 5, 2007

Not Starring

Your favorite movie stars and the roles they DIDN'T get. notstarring.com

Manualist Plays Bohemian Rhapsody On His Hands

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Fun With Labels

Strange food in an Asian supermarket. sidesalad.net/archives/003337.html

Vegetable Fantasy

Digital composition vegetable photographs. www.veg-fantasy.com/vf_page4.html

Whoops

Be warned. This may just be the world's most annoying website. www.biribiri.com

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Cupid's Dear John Letter Generator

Takes the mind-numbing drudgery of traditionally announcing your significant other's impending abandonment. www.chickenhead.com/stuff/dearjohn/index.asp

What Do You Want To Do With Your Life?

43 things you'd like to do before you die. www.43things.com

Enlighted

Your source for custom lighted clothing. Lester Bilbo so wants a bow tie with LEDs. www.enlighted.com/index.html

The Music of the Spheres

www.futurephysics.com

Extreme Hammock

Finally, an adventure "sport" that Lester Bilbo can literally get into. www.jamesdeane.com/ExtremeHammock/album/index.html

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Classic Jack Benny - Mel Blanc Routine

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Bad German Singers With American Names

First we have Tex Haper with Country New Wave. "> Next up is Teddy Parker from a 1964 film about German holidaymakers in St. Tropez. Lester Bilbo has not seen the film and does not want to. "> Forty years later and Teddy is still singing badly about St. Tropez. "> Last and definitely least we have Gus Bakus or is it Johnny Preston, doing Running Bear. Lester Bilbo is confused who exactly is responsible for this. ">

Monday, September 24, 2007

Sunday, September 23, 2007

A Compendium of 150 Monty Python Sketches

Your one-stop for all things Monty Python. 150 classic sketches right here. onemansblog.com/2006/12/01/a-compendium-of-150-monty-python-sketches

Super Spork

A weird eating utensil that Lester Bilbo must have. www.stupid.com/stat/SPRK.html

Friday, September 21, 2007

Tokyo Brass Style: Maka Fushigi Adventure

Japanese all-girl jazz band.">

Joi Lansing : Trapped in the Web of Love

Man this is bad. Therefore Lester Bilbo loves it. The costumes are worth the price of admission alone.">

The Chemical Brothers: Do It Again

Rockin' in the Middle East. ">

Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Big Beat

Fats Domino from the 1958 movie, The Beat Beat.">

How Blend Chuck Norris

Have you ever wanted to put Chuck Norris and some bad guys in a blender and see what happens?">

This Joint Is Jumpin'

A classic clip from the great Fats Waller.">

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Sleepy Jackson - Good Dancers

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My Generation

The Zimmers, the world's oldest rock group, do the WHO's "My Generation."
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Orson Welles Sells Frozen Peas

Commercial out-takes to drive a director mad. The man was impossible to direct. It's frozen peas for heaven's sake, not Citizen Kane.">

Join the Navy

Join the mighty Singapore Navy and be a transformer.">

Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Treniers: One Of These Days

If you actually listen to the lyrics of this song it is kind of creepy. From 1956 ">

I Am Not A Fuzzy Number

Do you love the classic 60's TV show the Prisoner as much as Lester Bilbo does? If you don't then you don't deserve to be here. Anyway, here is the Teddy Bear version. ">

Paleo-Future

A look into the future that never was. Predictions of the year 2000 from 1910. paleo-future.blogspot.com/2007/09/french-prints-show-year-2000-1819.html

Peggy Lee : I Only Have Eyes For You

Enough with the penguins already. Here is Miss Peggy Lee from the early 50s.">

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Angry Penguin Prank Call

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Drunk Penguin Serenade

A lonely penguin drowns his sorrow.

Drunk Penguin Serenade

Posted Nov 03, 2006

A lonely penguin drowns his sorrow in a viral from Japanese TV.

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The Pingu Dance Rap by David Hasselhoff

The Hoff recorded this little gem about the Swiss animated children's character, Pingu the Penguin.">

A Penguin For You

Send messages by penguin-post. www.paperboy.nl

When Penguins Attack: The Post-Modern Version

The penguins will be our overlords. They are French penguins which somehow makes our fate all the worse. albinoblacksheep.com/flash/penguins.php

Penguin Warehouse

Your one-stop source for penguin memorabilia. Books, jewlry, clothing, arts and decorations, and stuffed penguins. www.penguinwarehouse.com

The Belgian Penguin Man

A man who is so convinced that he is a penguin he even wants to be buried in a penguin-shaped coffin. Pathetic.">

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Ping Pong Playing Celebrities

Just what the world needs, a website devoted to celebrities enjoying the fun and health-giving exercise that only table-tennis can provide. www.larrytt.com/celebrities_playing_tt

Green Acres Theme Sung In French

Sing along if you dare. www.maggiore.net/greenacres/gathemeFrench.asp

Uberstud - I'm Sooo Hot

Yet another candidate for the worst song ever recorded. "I'm sooo hot I could burn you with my knee." What the heck does that mean?">

Luciano Pavarotti - James Brown

They are both gone now. Here is an unexpected and wonderful duet between Pavarotti and James Brown doing the latter's "It's A Man's World."">

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

BlondeStar

Always on because you're always blonde.

BlondeStar

Posted Oct 03, 2005

BlondeStar (not to be confused to OnStar) comes to the aid of a blonde in distress. These guys are heroes.

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Jump In My Car: David Hasselhoff

It has been some time since Lester Bilbo has worshiped at the feet of the one and (thankfully) only David Hasselhoff. The girls, by the way, are the Hoffettes.">

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

The classic April Fool's Day hoax from 1957. (Thanks to the J-Man.) www.museumofhoaxes.com/spaghetti.html

The Hornet Spooklight

A mysterious light in Missouri. What can it be? inamidst.com/lights/hornet

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Is Garfield Dead?

Prepare yourself for the most depressing Garfield comics ever. garfieldisdead.ytmnd.com

A Simpsons Star Wars

The famous Simpsons opening done as Star Wars.">

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Adolf: I'm Sitting In My Bunker

Adolf sings his heart out (with a funky reggae beat) in the Fuehrerbunker.">

Guitarist and Marionette

A guitar, a kazoo and a dancing marionette. Hey, trust Lester Bilbo, this is better than it sounds.">

Forklift Safety Film

It's in German but you non-Germanophones should stick with it and it becomes a slasher film.">

Sockman Calculator

Find out how many socks you have worn in your lifetime. Lester Bilbo has worn 14,560 pairs of socks. www.renfro.com/consumer/Renfro/funstuff/sockcalculator/index.html

Airport Infographics

A story told by and about airport infographics. funwithstuff.com/dswmedia/airport.html

Retro-Pinup

40s and 50s style pinup paintings and photos. www.retro-pinup.de

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Dutch TV Interview

A Dutch television interviewer just can't take an alarming case of medical malpractice seriously. (Thanks to Parviz)">

Monday, August 27, 2007

Silver Lining

A new video from Rilo Kiley. ">

Hate Cute? Then Blast It!

Don't let the cute little albino baby freaks jump on your face. www.gskinner.com/games/puki

World Mouseclicking Championship

See how fast your mouseclicking reflexes are. A perfectly useless skill. www.goofball.com/cool/20020624801

Six Perfect Sideburns In Five Minutes

If you still think it is 1979 and you want to wear dark glasses, rings on evey finger and a medallion on your hairy chest then this site is for you. www.perfectsideburns.com

Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia

The largest collection of mammy caricatures anywhere. www.ferris.edu/news/jimcrow/mammies/more

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Firewheel

The world's first and probably only rubber band rifle with single shot, shotgun, automatic and semi-automatic firing modes. Be careful or you'll put your eye out. www.di-links.com/link1087.html

Storytime

A pre-Monty Python short by Terry Gilliam. Predictably weird it features cockroaches, Albert Einstein's hands and Christmas cards. ">

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Gregorius: N-M-K-Y

A terrible Finnish cover version of the Village People's big hit, Y-M-C-A. "

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Monoface

Click the mouth, nose, head and each eye to create a different monoface. And keep clicking. There are 759,375 possible faces. Lester Bilbo was up all night counting them. www.mono-1.com/monoface/main.html

Song of the Japanese Butt Biting Bug

Bizarre animation and song about a bug which bites people's butts. Kinda catchy tune, don't you think. For those of you who don't speak Japanese subtitles have been thoughtfully provided. "

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Bullet Proof Baby Stroller

Lester Bilbo has been rendered speechless. This is just so wrong. www.bulletproofbaby.net

Prime Time of Your Life

Daft Punk. Weird and creepy French electro pop."

Rate My Life

Score your life on accomplishments, sins, virtues and physical and mental states. www.ratemylife.net

The Museum for the Preservation of Elevating History

Lifting through the ages, welcome to the Online Virtual Elevator Museum. www.theelevatormuseum.org

Support Our Troops - With Lingerie!

Miss Gina Elise's Pinups For Vets. 40s-style cheesecake and some good music. www.pinupsforvets.com

Pinups For Pups

The original Pinup Dog Rescue Organization. www.pinupsforpups.com

Monday, August 20, 2007

The Flying Lizards: Dizzy Miss Lizzy

The Flying Lizards were an avant garde British band. Here they do a cover of the Beatles' cover of Dizzy Miss Lizzy. Are they hanging upside down?">

Clink! Clink! Another Drink

Spike Jones and His City Slickers from 1942. Look for Mel Blanc the voice of Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam and many others.">

The Akond Of Swat

Ken Nordine is a voiceover and recording artist who likes to add strange narration to cool jazz. Lester Bilbo's dictionary does not include "Akond" so he has no idea what the Akond of Swat is.">

What the World Needs Now Is Another Dancing Hippopotamus

Just click on the picture of the lazy hippo. hip.popotam.us

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Don't Bother To Knock

The trailer for the 1952 film noir starring Richard Widmark, Marilyn Monroe and Anne Bancroft. Lester Bilbo saw this film for the first time recently and thought it was great. The B-Man loves his film noir. Don't Bother to Knock was Anne Bancroft's first film and Marilyn Monroe's sixteenth and her first leading role. ">

Friday, August 17, 2007

New Order: Jetstream

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The Raveonettes: Love In A Trash Can

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Handsome Harry the Hipster

LB likes to think he's Handsome Lester the Hipster. Handsome Harry played some crazy boogie woogie in the 1930s and 1940s.">

The Lumberjack Song (In German)

We've all seen Monty Python do their famous lumberjack song but did you know that they did a version in German?">

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Baby Love Child: Les Pizzicato Five

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Tout va Bien : Les Pizzicato Five

Sweet Soul Revue

Lester Bilbo can't get enough of these cool Tokyo hipsters. And he still has a major crush on Miss Nomiya Maki. Lester Bilbo has posted on Les Pizzicato Five before but what the heck, it's his blog, he can do anything he wants.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Rendezvous: A Film By Claude Lelouch

In 1978 film maker Claude Lelouch mounted a camera on a formula-one race car and had it driven throught the early morning streets of Paris at speeds of up to 140 mph. He had no permit and was arrested upon the film's screening. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUbe125ege0

Mr. Paris

The ultimate French lounge lizard. www.myspace.com/misterparis70

The Secret Garden of Mutabor

An insanely complicated game. www.yenz.com/menue/garden/intro.html

Follow the Mouse Pointer

That is all she does. www.motionportrait.com/about/demo_faith_02.html

Saturday, August 11, 2007

BotaniCalls

A system whereby your plant can call you on the telephone and you can call your plant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnx5Unoy6NM

Wax Tailor: Our Dance

Unusual and stylish French music video. Click: music videos; click: Our Dance. www.laurentking.com

Hieronymus Bosch Action Figures.

Action figures derived from the nightmarish creatures which inhabited the canvases of 16th century painter, Hieronymus Bosch. www.3d-mouseion.com/engels/bosch_eng.htm

When Louis Met Britney

Oops! I did it again. www.supermasterpiece.com/music/oops.html

Blimp Song

Everyone needs to get a blimp. www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/blimp

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Victorian Robots

Mechanical marvels of the nineteenth century. www.bigredhair.com/robots/index.html

What's Your Theological Worldview?

Lester Bilbo is an Evangelical Holiness / Wesleyan, whatever that is? quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=43870

Young and Beautiful Cosmetic Surgery Clinic

Wait for the surprise ending. www.youngandbeautifulclinic.com/video.htm

Shingo Mama No Oha!

Weird Japanese children's video. Look for the 'Godfather of Soul, the late James Brown to make an appearance. He doesn't know why he is there. video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9105575935534995120&q=shingo+mama

Happy Boys and Happy Girls

Karaoke hell. Lester Bilbo loves the guy's smile though. www.devilducky.com/media/37083

Monday, August 6, 2007

Andy Warhol Eats a Cheeseburger

It takes him 4 minutes and 15 seconds.He has trouble with the ketchup. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K_HQ1JLApM

Mmeoww: Plague of Kittens

It's raining kittens. Save them with the bouncy kitten catcher or they'll splatter. Lots more games. www.mousebreaker.com/games/mmeoww/play.php

I Kiss You

Is this the world's worst personal home page? You decide. www.ikissyou.org

Monobrow

Dedicated to those who have one big eyebrow and do not consider it a grotesque, freakish human defomity. www.monobrow.com

Extreme Ironing

The latest danger sport. It combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt. www.extremeironing.com

Saturday, August 4, 2007

A Hug For You

"You're my honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie, you're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, you're the apple of my eye." www.funofun.com/ahugforyou.htm

Beat Dazzler

From the fine overweight folks who brought you Gem Sweater. www.atomfilms.com/af/content/leslie_beat_dazzler?afhomeclickt

Bloodmobile

Your body's blood system in song. Just weird. www.dave-logan.com/animation/bloodmobile

Bee Dogs

The premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes. www.beedogs.com

Grindergirl

The meeting of power tools and sex appeal. www.grindergirl.com

Friday, August 3, 2007

Ingemar Bergman's Lost Soap Commercials

Famous Swedish avant garde film director Ingemar Bergman died at the age of 89 a few days ago. In 1951 Bergman made a series of bizarre soap commercials for Swedish television. slatev.com/player.html?id=1127687094 Update: When Lester Bilbo posted this it worked fine. Now, for unknown reasons, it doesn't. When sites go down for no good reason it drives the B-man nuts. If you Google Bergman soap you can find Bergman's soap commercials.

Grace Chang - Mambo Girl

Set the way-back machine for 1961 when the Chinese Mambo craze was in full swing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XMAIOvJgQ

Your Real Age and Life Expectancy

Lester Bilbo can expect to live to 82.8. He had been hoping for 90. www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm

I'm A Girl Watcher

The O'Kaysions. Nowadays you'd get arrested for this. Lester Bilbo hates all shades of political correctness so therefore he loves this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJWuz7qQVc

This Is Me

The story of a particularly strange airplane accident. www.this-is-me.tv/index2.htm

Cat Face 3

Cat Face in the pet shop. www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cat+Face+3

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Delicious Dogs

Dogs are more than man's best friends, they are good eatin'. www.deliciousdogs.com

Babies Eating Lemons

Reaction shots of babies having their first taste of lemon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO93C5VH8Fg

Zeppelin Vs. Pterodactyls (1936)

What would you do if your airship was attacked by a Muranian flying wing? Burst into song, of course. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2PkY3zSuw4

59 of the Coolest Toilet Signs From Around the World

losu.org/world/the-many-different-types-of-toilet-signs

The Finnish Men's Shouting Choir

Twenty men in black suits, white shirts and black rubber ties get together for the synchronized shouting of beloved folk tunes. www.huutajat.org

Monday, July 16, 2007

Time Off

Good morning Bilboites worldwide and on ships at sea. Lester Bilbo is taking a break from his onerous self-appointed task of searching the web for the weird and wonderful. Expect his return on or about August 1. In the meantime he urges you to continue to visit Lester Bilbo Does It All For You and browse the archives. There are lots of good things there you probably missed the first time around. And tell your friends!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Hamster History Of Britain

The Hamster Theatre Company depicting great and disastrous moments in British hamster history. www.hamsteropera.co.uk/history.htm

Sometimes The Best Beer Is A Root Beer

Drink responsibly. albinoblacksheep.com/flash/monkeybeer.php

Where Is That?

Test your map knowledge with satellite photographs. www.mindpicnic.com/maps-quiz

Handprint

Are you a gullible person? You'll find out here. www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/handprint.php

Barefoot Lass's Crazy Things To Do With coca Cola

Relieve jelly fish stings, antique your photos, clean your submarine and many more. members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/cola.html

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Barbara Lynn

One of the first female guitar playing singer / songwriters to make the R & B chart. You'll Lose A Good Thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ui0nM99oA It's Better To Have It www.youtube.com/watch?v=esHCHhvDSAc&mode=related&search=

Watch the 45

Freddy Fender - Before the Last Teardrop Falls - Wasted Days and Wasted Nights www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkFfuZ7pxt4

Orlanda Riva Sound: Moon Boots

Funky fresh fun from East Germany. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY_ZEjFYRYo

Sensitivity Training

The lack of political correctness can be deadly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMMKPRE4m3w

Stand By Your Statue

If you like to travel around the world and mimic statues this is the place for you. standbyyourstatue.blogspot.com

Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster

Is this the worst monster movie ever? You decide. www.badmovies.org/movies/gvssmog

The Hole

The story of a guy, with pictures, who decided to dig a hole in his back yard. It is a great place to escape, take naps and shoot animals from. www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole

I Want My Rib

The Korn Kobblers also known as The Scnickelfritz Band with their version of Genesis. Sort of a proto Hee-Haw. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFaETNF7va4

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

American Nudist Research Library

Dedicated to preserving nudist history with a comprehensive archive of nudist materials. The library is a clothing optional facility. www.anrl.org/index.html

Elektronik Supersonik

Zlad, that wild Borat-like Eastern European rocker, on a crazy adventure through space and time. "Hey baby, wake up from your a-sleep." www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RiG9lq84o8

Apocalyptica

For all your Finnish heavy metal cello needs. Lester Bilbo recommends 'Hall of the Mountain King.' Go to Media, find Videos. www.apocalyptica.com

Making Fiends

A collection of short films about a little girl named Vendetta who likes to make fiends - that's fiends, not friends. www.makingfiends.com

Tammy The Virtual Bartender

She'll do anything you want - well, almost anything. Type: dance, jump, laugh, read and anything else you can think of. Don't miss Virtual Bartender 2. www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB1

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Breaking Wind

Folktales about flatulence. www.pitt.edu/~dash/fart.html

Hail the Hammer

For all your Faroe Islands video needs. Probably didn't know you had any, did you? Heavy metal Vikings from the Faroe Islands. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5zNK--DUDg&mode=related&search=

Big Bunny

Seven bizarre short films about a giant pink carnivorous bunny. Very sinister. www.big-bunny.com

Craziest

Scrabble is a religion. An illustrated story based on the Scrabble board. www.vidlit.com/craziest/index.php

40 Things That Only Happen In The Movies

TV news bulletins contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it is aired - and 39 more. www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm

Monday, July 9, 2007

Mandonna

The alpha-male tribute to the Material Girl. www.mandonna.com

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Lester Bilbo is not sure what this is about. Some dark apocalyptic message in AD 2101 perhaps? www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video.shtml

Supermodel Meat Sports

What happens when supermodels meet meat? www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyJHK-oq5lA

Instant Audience

Get an audience instantly - clap, booh, haha and more right now. davelog.com/flash/instantaudience.swf

Kosovo

The Beach Boys' 'Kokomo' as interpreted by Danish peacekeepers on duty in Kosovo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4519uoVZQ

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Saturday, July 7, 2007

I Love You Egg!

Click: Egg Song. A Korean tribute to our little white and yellow buddy. This is so cute it made Lester Bilbo gag. www.iloveegg.com

The Song Stylings of Wing

Meet the female William Hung. Let Lester Bilbo "recommend" Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds. www.wingtunes.com

The Baby Name Wizard's Name Voyager

Click: Name Voyager. A fascinating place to discover the ranking of boys' and girls' names in different decades. Lester is not doing too well. babynamewizard.com

Mike's Amazing Cakes

Home to the world's most unusual customized cakes. www.mikesamazingcakes.com/index.html

Monsters

The craziest monsters you'll ever see. www.thebillmayer.com/monsters.html

Friday, July 6, 2007

Cadaver Calculator

Find out how much your body is worth. Lester Bilbo's body is worth a respectable $4840 to someone else but he ain't selling. mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

Man Ray Vs. Les Negresses Vertes

Cool music from Les Negresses Vertes added to Man Ray film from the 1920s. www.dailymotion.com/video/xjn9g_man-ray-vs-les-negresses-vertes

TOAST - Nature's Most Perfect Food (III)

Ok Bilboites, Lester Bilbo promises no more toast or toasters after this. Things I've Pushed Through Toast: Don't worry, nothing offensive. www.teamfishcake.co.uk/toast The Toaster Oracle: www.ruffwork.com/make_toast.asp Pop Art Toaster: www.poparttoaster.com/retail.htm

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Don't Laugh In the Library

Crazy Japanese TV show. A group of guys visit libraries and do stupid things to each other and try not to laugh. Only in Japan. There are a couple of more episodes up on YouTube but this is the best one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRMOeMgYESo

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Falling Star

If Lester Bilbo knew of a laundromat like this one he might just sell his washer/dryer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w5dW3d2jLY

International Society for the Prevention of Cruely to Dyslexic Newborn Gerbils.

The title says it all. www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Fair/8006/index.html

The Original Illustrated Catalog of Acme Products

Lester Bilbo loves those old Looney Tunes cartoons. home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acme.html

Kinetic Sculpture

Amazing sculptures which are powered by the wind. (Doesn't belong on the College Humor site, however.) www.collegehumor.com/video:1764773

Living In Three Centuries

A photography project to record the faces of age. The oldest is 114. www.markstoryphotography.com/centuries-aboutintro.php

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

TOAST - Nature's Most Perfect Food (II)

307 Ways to Eat Toast: www.mrbreakfast.com/article.asp?articleid=20 Dr. Toast's Amazing World of Toast: The name is redundant but it's about toast so Lester Bilbo does not mind. www.drtoast.com The Frustrations and Dangers of Owning a Toaster: www.halfgiraffe.com/toast.html Pose With Your Toaster: Haven't you ever thought, "Why isn't there a website where I can pose with my toaster?" Here it is at last. www.posewithyourtoaster.com The Toast Man of New Zealand Toast portraits, toast art. Elvis in 3525 slices of cocktail toast. www.mauricebennet.co.nz

Monday, July 2, 2007

TOAST - Nature's Most Perfect Food (1)

I Am A Sad Sad Toaster Made of Glass: A real rarity, a music video about toast. Lester Bilbo doesn't claim that it is good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TNv4XsYR-w Toast In The Post: For people who feel the strange compulsion to mail their toast. www.toastinthepost.com/index.php The Cyber Toast Museum: The history of toasting bread, toaster greeting cards, toaster art gallery, vintage toasters, toy toasters, and more. www.toaster.org/museum.html Holy Toast: Pope on toast. www.popetoast.com The Toast Shop (serving you since 1857): Purveyors of the world's finest toast. "Our dedicated team of skilled craftsmen individually manage the toasting process for each and every slice of toast. It is only with this dedication and attention to detail that we are able to ensure that every slice of toast that leaves our small, family run workshop will reach you in perfect condition ...One day all toast will be this good." www.thetoastshop.co.uk

Friday, June 29, 2007

The Archive of Misheard Song Lyrics

Mondegreens is the technical word for them. www.kissthisguy.com

Childrin R Scary

The world as ruled by the iron fist of a 3 1/2-year-old girl. www.skary.net/movies/genevievemovie.html

Photobooth World

The most comprehensive photobooth resource on the internet. Lester Bilbo had no idea that there was such a thing as a photobooth community. www.photobooth.net

Watch The Birdie

Having one's portrait taken in 1870. www.mccord-museum.qc.ca/en/keys/games/16

Celebriducks

Bathtub ducks as celebrities. www.markmakers.co.uk

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Gem Sweater

A heavy girl sings her praises for gem sweaters. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dGIesssq1Y If you would like to see her collection of gem sweaters go to The Mobile Museum of Gem Sweaters. www.lesliehall.com/gemsweater/gallery.htm

Japander

A Japander is a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by making TV commercials in Japan which will never be seen anywhere else - until now. Everyone from David Bowie selling bottled water, to Britney Spears selling tea and Charlese Theron peddling bath soap. You can spend a lot of time here. Lester Bilbo's favorite is The Thunderbirds selling power tools. www.japander.com/japander

Goldfish Blues

What to do with a bored fish. www.halfgiraffe.com/fishtank_web.html

All Is Lost

A nearly endless web of possibilities that will keep you virtually lost. www.virtuallylost.net/blink.html

Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

Shocking dovumentation of plush toy tragedies. Not for children or the faint of heart. www.hanttula.com/exhibits/plushtoys/index.htm

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Amaztype

Type in your favorite author or book and this application searches Amazon and spells it out with their stock. Lester Bilbo suggests you try his favorite author, Les Harding. amaztype.tha.jp

The Octodog

Surely the world's most useless kitchen implement. The Octodog turns your hot dogs into octopusses. www.octodog.net

Cooking Rats and Mice

Overrun with rodents? Why not eat them? "Tasty" recipies for grilled rats Bordeaux-style and mice 'n cream. Lester Bilbo has not tried them. www.bertc.com/cooking_rats.htm

Stainboy

The Adventures of Stainboy, a superhero who leaves a nasty stain. Weirdness from Tim Burton. Stainboy Meets Staregirl: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxcmF098IM

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Billy's Dad Is A Fudge-Packer

Innuendo piled upon innuendo in 50s suburbia. www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=709

Roy Orbison Wrapped In Clingfilm

Lester Bilbo likes to think that nothing is too weird for him. This comes close to being too weird even for him. There is a very strange guy who likes to write stories about Roy Orbison, the mysterious man in black, wrapped in clingfilm. www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

Owner Of the Lonely Heart (Remix) - Max Graham

Two young boys skip school and get up to some very unusual hijinks, all to the throbbing beat of Yes' 'Owner of a Loney Heart.' Warning: features bikini models and pizza. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poWPMcs_Ws

Twelve Films About Muffins

Twelve really weird little films about muffins. If you haven't got the time for all the weirdness try: 4 - Psst; 6 - The Muffin Tree; 7 - M; and 11 - Bluebirds in Spring. www.muffinflims.com

The Dramatic Prairie Dog

The latest internet craze - Dramatic Prairie Dog. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuZ1nvagxT8

Monday, June 25, 2007

7:35 In The Morning

A frightening man enters a cafe. He just can't stop singing and insists everyone join in - or else. In Spanish but it doesn't matter. 735am.com

Taxi

You're in the driver's seat. Show no mercy. www.entertainmentanytime.com

The Stamp Sheep

This is utterly pointless but Lester Bilbo likes stuff like that. Several more weird and pointless things here as well. www.maniacs.nl/stamp-sheep.php

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Durex Ulta Mega Thins

Brian Durex conducts an alarming demonstration. Don't try this at home. it hurts to watch but it is very funny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NUIP6wNF7Q

"Singin' In The Rain" by Milt

A young man being treated for acute lymphoblastic leukaemia made this little video in his hospital room to keep his spirits up. Lester Bilbo thinks he succeeded. Click on video, scroll down to "In the Rain." "The Bright Side" is also worth a look. Lots more to explore. www.miltcentral.com

The Liberace Museum

The ultimate Liberace experience. www.liberace.org

L'Uomo Senza Sentimenti (The Man Without Feelings)

The cynical film journal of Riccardo Cartillone, a jaded and world-weary Latin lover and sometime shoe designer. "Bad shoes for the bad guy. Are you bad enough?" Chiao. www.areyoubadenough.com

Friday, June 22, 2007

'Smoke On the Water' by Pat Boone!

Believe it or not! Lester Bilbo was all set to mock this but it isn't bad. Pat gives us a cool jazzy version of the Deep Purple classic. And for the first time Lester Bilbo can clearly hear all the lyrics. www.divshare.com/download/1036947-ff3 The original (live) version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WX_4FNoto4

Islands and Lakes

Largest island in a lake on an island in a lake .... you get the idea. www.elbruz.org/islands/Islands%20and%20Lakes.htm

Mighty Montenegro

The official website of the Montenegran army. Does it come any more obscure than this? The English translation button does not seem to work. Lester Bilbo thinks it says 'coming soon' but what does Lester Bilbo know - it's in Montenegran. www.vcg.cg.yu

I Heart Moist Towelettes

The official on-line moist towelette museum. ithrewup.com/mt/index.htm

How Do You Know When Your Cat Has Seen You Naked?

Lester Biblo does not own a cat. www.funtoosh.com/new_timepass/kitty.php

Thursday, June 21, 2007

In My Room

Brian Wilson looks on approvingly as Tammy Wynette puts a country spin to the Beach Boys classic 'In My Room.' www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee_zyZXok5I

101 People Who Are Screwing Up Canada

Lester Bilbo breathed a sigh of relief when he realized that his name was not on the list. 101people.blogspot.com

The World Is In Your Hand

An interesting photography project. haha.nu/creative/the-world-is-in-your-hand

Bob's Big Night

Follow the adventures of Psycho Bob as he goes out for a night on the town. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWGTqD5sDnA

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Stop Motion Studies - Tokyo

Eerie but compelling stop motion photographs taken on the Tokyo subway. www.turbulence.org/Works/sms

Personal Hygiene = Pain

Kill that nosehair now. This is almost too painful to watch. www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here

Monkey Pops

A recipe for chocolate banana on a stick but Lester Bilbo isn't sure he wants to eat this anymore. www.yummyfun.com/amonkeys.html

Top Ten Weird and Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks

Pepsi Ice Cucumber anyone? How about black vinegar or breast milk in a carton? And then there is kidsbeer. inventorspot.com/ten_bizarre_japanese_soft_drinks

Monday, June 18, 2007

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

Leonard Nimoy and his unbelievably dreadful 'tribute' to Tolkien's hobbit, Bilbo (no relation) Baggins. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Grandfather's Girls

A lovely Polish website about turn-of the-century erotica. Charming and innocent by today's standards. Great music too. www.pawelwojcik.com/grandfathersgirls

Yatta

Six Japanese guys dance around in their underpants with big green leaves on them. There is some sort of environmental message here. The lyrics are in subtitles and they are bizarre. A video like no other. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbZzGnb2T5Y

Friday, June 15, 2007

Camille Jones: The Creeps

Camille Jones is a Danish pop singer who gives us two versions of the same song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=20pUGRbkQbg The sexy version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtzOg0vHX9o Lester Bilbo thinks the first version is the best.

Elevator Mood Inspection Commission

Fourteen mini-films that run the full gamut of emotions - as found in elevators. www.elevatormoods.com

Giraffobia

The place for people what thinks giraffes is scary and that's most of us, isn't it? www.giraffobia.com

My Beatles Blog

What a blog by a fifteen-year-old Beatles fan would have looked like in 1965 - if they had blogs back then. www.thebeatlesarecoming.com/blog.html

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Hurra Torpedo

If this isn't the worst music video ever made it has to be close. It has a unique blend of butt crack and appliance abuse. You won't want to watch this more than once. plaza.ufl.edu/njh/vids/hurratorpedo.wmv

Poodle Exercise With Humans

Mariko Takahashi, ex-fat-girl with muscular poodles. The strangest exercise video Lester Bilbo has ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4

No Body Here

Just a head which you can control. Kinda creepy. www.nobodyhere.com/kado.hier

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Butt Plugs?

Hilarious phone conversation about a guy who calls Wall Mart and requests, ahh ... not spark plugs but butt plugs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY_3h7hm8Vo

Mr. Bojangles

Bill "Bojangles" Robinson's deleted scene from Cafe Metropole (1937). www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Qz0gnA9rY

Mongolian Snail Racing

Mongolian snail racing with Weeble and Bob. www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/snails

Cadbury's Caramilk Bar Secret

At last, the secret of how they get the caramel in the Caramilk Bar can be revealed. www3.ns.sympatico.ca/mt-edward/cadbury.htm

Monday, June 11, 2007

Gay Boyfriend by The Hazzards

A two-girl ukulele band (formerly known as the Ukes of Hazzard) who have given up on straight men. www.ifilm.com/video/2460113 Gay Boyfriend: The Remix www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNp7QKugzZE&mode=related&search=

Banana Man

click: media; click: video; click: Banana Man. White guys putting down a catchy calypso beat. Lester Bilbo doesn't know what the strange makeup is all about but the result is good. The band, Tally Hall, also creates short films. Lester bilbo suggsts you view "The Cornbobber." www.tallyhall.com

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Fastest Fingers On the Keytar

In case you don't know, a keytar is a keyboard synthesizer designed to be worn around the neck and shoulders. From Croatia we have Belinda Bedekovic performing Tornado on her keytar. As you will see, she has an enthusiastic and unorthodox playing style. Lester Bilbo thinks that the lovely Miss B. would like to have a close personal relationship with her keytar. www.belindabedekovic.com/video_fl_en.htm

Virtual Corkscrew Museum

The ultimate corkscrew site. www.bullworks.net

Tear Bottle Information Site

Lester Bilbo had no idea that for centuries people have collected their tears in ornate little bottles. www.lachrymatory.com

Bathtub Art Museum

A museum of postcards with a bathtub theme. www.bathtubmuseum.org

Friday, June 8, 2007

Hooked On A Feeling

Ooga Chakka Ooga Chakka. An astounding video from David Hasselhoff. It's got everything - death defying motorcycle stunts, seagull impressions and best of all, The Hoff eating a raw salmon. Does it get any better? www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o

French You Can Really Use

Learn how to say things like "You've got a face that would blow off manhole covers," "Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking," and "You have a chive on your tooth." And then there is Lester Bilbo's favorite, "What did your last slave die of?" yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/phrases.html

Why Rats Can't Vomit

They can't burp or get hearburn either. Lots more rat information than you probably want. www.ratbehavior.org/vomit.htm

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Celebrity Giantesses

Have you ever imagined your favorite female celbrity as a giantess? If you want to see a gargantuan Kylie Minogue, a humungous Pamela Anderson, an enormous Faith Hill of a very very large Nicole Kidman, among others, then look no further. As he has said elsewhere, Lester Bilbo isn't into this or anything. members.xoom.alice.it/celebgts/pass.htm

Oh My God! There's An Axe In My Head

If you are anything like Lester Bilbo you probably say this phrase all the time. Learn how to say it in 112 languages and dialects from Afrikaans to Zulu. www.yamara.com/axe/index.html

Virtual Stapler

The wonderful world of staplers in all their virtual majesty. www.virtualstapler.com

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Canada's First Music Video

The Esquires from Ottawa released this little gem in 1964. It is generally considered to be Canada's first music video as opposed to a tv clip or concert footage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w4YUvf3YYQ

Monday, June 4, 2007

Those Darn Accordions

Official website of America's favorite rock 'n' roll accordion band. Listen to "We're An Accordion Band," and tell me Grand Funk Railroad isn't cringing. www.thosedarnaccordions.com/music.htm

Leia's Metal Bikini

Dedicated to all things Princess Leia but mostly her metallic bikini. Don't get Lester Bilbo wrong, he's not into this or anything. But apparently many women are. www.leiasmetalbikini.com

Banana and Shrimp Showtime

Song of foolish monsters. This is almost too weird even for Lester Bilbo, so be warned. A banana and a fried shrimp team up to defeat the soy sauce fighter... or something. yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kaijin_e.htm

Gummy Bear Song

Definitely a case of cute overload. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7e4KqGOQQ&NR=1

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Marilyn Monroe's F.B.I. File

The Bureau kept files on everybody. There are links to hundreds more celebrities. Not always that easy to read, however. foia.fbi.gov/foiaindex/monroe.htm

Saturday, June 2, 2007

The Five Blind Boys of Alabama

Selections from an amazing Gospel group Lester Bilbo has just discovered. The Five Blind Boys of Alabama are not to be confused with another Gospel group called The Five Blind Boys of Mississippi. Is there a Five Blind Boys of West Virginia Lester Bilbo doesn't know about? Amazing Grace: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHDw6LCancA&mode=related&search= Look Where He Brought Me From: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNaD37gyBhA&mode=related&search= Run On: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOiquKuoDac

Friday, June 1, 2007

Rachel Gets Fruity

The beautiful and sexy Rachel Stevens campaigns for men's health. An important public service announcement. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu2K4eIqxd4

Noisy Neighbors

How would you like to live next to the Jumbo Clog Dancing School? www.halfgiraffe.com/neighbours.html

Italian Casket Pinup Calendar

An Italian casket manufacturer that puts out an annual calendar. If bikini girls draped over coffins are your thing then look no further. Go to site map and click on calendario. www.cofanifunebri.it

Frank Chickens

Lester Bilbo has a weakness for weird Japanese videos. They don't come any weirder than Frank Chickens. We Are Ninja: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXZanbZ6PWs&mode=related&search= Blue Canary: www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ps8n4Hlw4&mode=related&search=

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Shoe Lacing Methods

Who knew that there are two trillion possibilities. And no, Lester Bilbo has not tryed them all. www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

Bembo's Zoo

Letters of the alphabet are cleverly arranged to make zoo animals. Lester Bilbo was wondering what Bembo would do with X. www.bemboszoo.com

We Didn't Start the Fire

A fast-paced illustrated version of Billy Joel's great song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MuGGhnJCY

The Lovely Lana Landis, America's #1 Pinup Model

40's cheesecake lives on. Lana loves those old movies and those glamorous models. You will too. Safe for the whole family. www.lanalandis.com

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Strindberg and Helium

Follow the adventures of the morose Swedish playwright, August Strindberg and his insanely happy little helium-filled balloon buddy. Lester Bilbo wants a hat pin. www.strindbergandhelium.com

Penguin Calls

Recorded voicemail calls that have been 'penguinized.' www.spinnerdisc.com/penguincalls.html

Monday, May 28, 2007

Jenny Are You There?

Remember the classic 80s song by Tommy Tutone called 'Jenny 867-5309?' Here is a site where somebody called that number in every area code in North America, asked for Jenny, and listed the result. And you say Lester Bilbo should get out more. danstheman.com/Jenny.htm For those of you who need reminding here is Tommy Tutone doing Jenny jenny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu4TP7yC5FQ

I Hate Clowns

The No-Clown Zone and the anti-clown community website. The place for people who are afraid of or simply hate clowns. Associated with the 'I Hate Mimes' website. Lester Bilbo isn't realy a clown fan but he has always wanted to walk around in big floppy clown boots. www.ihateclowns.net

Slaves to the Rhythm

Galley slaves groove to the funky beat. www.halfgiraffe.com/slaveship.html

Baby Boomer Death Counter

A "cheery" way to start your day if you are a boomer like Lester Bilbo. www.boomerdeathcounter.com/canada.htm

Saturday, May 26, 2007

The Ugliest Car In the World

A unique and somewhat bizarre vehicle, handmade by an eccentric New York priest as the ultimate safety vehicle. www.rexfeatures.com/features/516925

The Hobby of Coin Stacking and Penny Sculpture Comes Out of the Closet

Did you know that you can build a cantilevered bridge from pennies? Even Lester Bilbo doesn't have this much time on his hands. www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies

Gurning

The second (almost annual) worldwide gurning contest. The ancient and noble art of making faces. www.ansaman.com/secondgurnrules.html

500 Years of Women In Art

An interesting morphing of 500 years of female portraiture in western art. And it only takes 2:52. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUDIoN-_xs

Friday, May 25, 2007

Their Circular Life

Views of an Italian city complete with sounds. Drag the triangle around the circle of everyday life and become an omniscient observer. www.theircircularlife.it/frameset.htm

The Online Guide to Whistling Records

The invaluable reference souirce for all things whistling. Pucker up and just blow. Didn't Mae West say something like that in one of her old movies? www.whistlingrecords.com

Oly-Hay Ible-Bay

The first translation of the bible into Pig Latin. www.museumofconceptualart.com/ible-bay.html

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Zombo.Com

Welcome to Zombo.Com. You can do anything at Zombo.Com - except Do something. www.zombo.com Welcome to Obmoz.Com. Zombo.Com has lied to you. www.obmoz.com

Whatzits

A menagerie of crazy jumping whatzits and bizarre whozits. www.legnog.com/exhibita/menagerie/whatsis.html

Creepy Clown

The world's creepiest and most sinister clown. www.creepyclown.com

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Toast Leaners' Club

It has been suggested that Lester Bilbo has too much time on his hands. How about these people? They sit around and lean toast for fun! Why lean toast? One might equally ask, "Why breath?" "Why live?" or "Why exist." www.malevole.com/mv/misc/toast

Monday, May 21, 2007

Martin Denny - Quiet Village

Lester Bilbo has seen some really bad Hawaiian videos in his day but this may be the worst. Any time you have bird calls and a fat guy coughing in a video that can't be good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJK2LwD_nEY

Sideshow World

All things sideshow - photos, history, performers, freaks, oddities, two-headed racoons etc. Hours of gross and exploitive fun. www.sideshowworld.com

Los Bravos - Black is Black

Lester Bilbo feels a little guilty for liking this, especially the nerdy guitarist with the thick glasses.They were Spanish with a German vocalist who sang in English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPt8ofRLVc

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up

Gentlemen, please be seated. www.mapsu.org

What Is You Worldview?

Lester Bilbo is a cultural creative, what are you? Quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=23320

Girls Are Evil

A mathematical proof of this statement. www.msxnet.org/humour/girls-are-evil.jpg

Marilyn Monroe and Jack Benny

It seems like an unlikely pairing but the two were good friends. Apart from a television commercial and an interview with Edward R. Murrow, Marilyn's only television appearance was on the Jack Benny show in 1953. Enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IzdZDyT0w

Friday, May 18, 2007

A Song by the Milton Friedman Choir

Let's privatize. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Seg0JE1PM

The Giraffe - Early Prototypes

Evolutionary out-takes. www.halfgiraffe.com/giraffe.html

The Geometry of Melons

Do not underestimate the power of the melon. Amaze your friends with melon facts assuming you still have any after you've melonized them. www.melonisland.net/useless/geometry.html

Camel Simulator

Turn the handle and watch him (or her) go. Does the world really need this? www.arseiam.com/fx/55.htm

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Cleese Idol

Lester Bilbo never thought he would see the day when John Cleese and Ben Mulroney share the same stage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbmVujjLXig

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Manx Language Samples

You will thrill as you listen to an argument between a clergyman and a woman who keeps a pig and allows it to eat its breakfast from a bowl in the kitchen. Manx, a dead language - and deservedly so. www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/gaelg/goo/samples.htm

Bacontarian

Bacontarian: a person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork. Bacon ice cream, bacon popcorn - your source for all things baconic. bacontarian.com

The International Hedgehog Association

I'll bet you didn't know that the little critters come in 92 colour varieties. hedgehogclub.com/colorguide.html

Will It Flush?

Jo the interactive plumber wants to know if it will flush. www.josplumbing.com

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Kooky Chow

A fine and distinguished gallery of rations for the curiously famished. Weird packaged food: canned dandelions; tuna jerky for dogs,cats and YOU; pork brains in milk and gravy. Don't overlook the smoked sausage made from pork stomachs, pork skins, pork spleens, pork tongue trimmings and beef tripe. Lots more 'yummy' stuff. kookychow.com/kookychow/index.htm

Anti-Pizzicato 5

Polka Heaven. The first and only 24-hour webcasting polka music internet site in the world. Could the world survive a second? www.247polkaheaven.com

Monday, May 14, 2007

Les Pizzicato 5

Despite the name this group wasn't French it was Japanese. P5, as they are known to their legion of devoted fans, were the godfathers of the Japanese kitsch-pop deconstructionist scene. Lester Bilbo has no idea what that means. All Lester Bilbo knows, or cares, is that P5 were Tokyo's coolest hipsters. Lester Bilbo fancies himself to be a cool hipster, so you see the connection. And I think Lester Bilbo has a crush on Miss Nomiya Maki. P5 were incredibly prolific. A quick search will yield dozens of videos and televison clips. Here are a few: La Regle du Jeu: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ8AkqGPiXE Playboy Playgirl: video.music.yahoo.com/up/music/music/?rn=1301797&vid=2145909 Happy Sad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94k1EjooZk Twiggy Twiggy (This is Lester Bilbo's favorite but even he can't explain why they are wearing coonskin hats): www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5FGm6wGYxY

Europe and Italy

Dedicated to the theory that Italians are not the same as other Europeans. www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Tommy Seebach: Apache

Lester Bilbo loves bad videos. He loves the bad videos more than the good ones. Therefore he positively adores this Danish video from 1977. Set outdoors, it features bad dancing, worse clothes and hairstyles, meaningless and pretentious lyrics, electric instruments being played without visible power sources and it manages to degrade both women and native Indians at the same time. It's got everything Lester Bilbo loves. youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q

Welcome to the Parlor of Janet Klein

Enter and click Showtime. Scroll down the page to see Janet and Her Parlor Boys perform 'Yiddish Hula Boy.' Lots of antique vaudeville photos, paintings and other fun stuff. janetklein.com

Friday, May 11, 2007

Instant Jazz Singer

Become a jazz singer this very instant. Shoo - Bee - Dooo - Waah. www.halfgiraffe.com/jazz.html

Virtual Dali

Paintings, photos, biography, wallpapers of Salvador Dali. www.virtualdali.com/#galleryEarly1

He Ain't Heavy He's My Luggage

A moving tribute to a suitcase with character set to the haunting sounds of the Hollies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6m-TATgwiI

Apoteket Orchestra

Click the kids in the orchestra to activate them or use the menu at the bottom of the screen. www.apoteket.se/orkestern

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Great Roy Smeck and His Aloha Islanders

Smeck's virtuosity on banjo, guitar, steel guitar and especially the ukulele earned him the title - 'Radio's Wizard of the Strings.' www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fiol_mLw_h0

The Gallery of Forgotten Girlie Mags

They are all here - covers of Bachelor, Dude, Gent, Scamp and lots more. Also early 'art' magazines - the kind men like. Pretty tame stuff by today's standards. www.popcultmag.com/oddglimpses/mensmags/mens1.html

Celebrity Hangman for the Next Generation

Choose your celebrity victim. www.hotpopcorn.com/celebconnection/hangceleb

Hold the Button

The ultimate time waster. www.holdthebutton.com

The Great Pop Vs. Soda Controvery

Which is it, pop or soda? Includes maps of the distribution. www.popvssoda.com

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

The Everyday Happenings of Weebl (and Sometimes Weebl's Friend Bob)

It's all about the pie don't you know. Heist: www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/heist.html Paper: www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/paper.htm

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation

A support group for those who have suffered trauma from petting zoo goats. www.goat-trauma.org

Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper in the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The first six-pack. nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/index.html

The Happy Capy

A site devoted to the world's largest rodent, the capybara. Here you can find the answer to that age-old question, "What is a capybara?" Includes a gallery of capybara pictures, capybara literature and links to other capybara sites - believe it or not, they do exist. www.capybara.com/capybaras

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Talking Pregnant Trailer Trash Doll

The anti-Barbie if there ever was one. She smokes, she wears a leather jacket, she's pregnant. Press her distended tummy and hear her say things like, "Pour me a double, I'm drinkin' for two." www.stupid.com/stat/TTTR.html

Baarmy Sheep

A sheepish remix of William Blake's 'Jerusalem.' Ewe must be joking. www.golakes.co.uk/baarmysheep

Keeping Ken

Dedicated to Barbie's jilted boyfriend, Ken. www.manbehindthedoll.com

Nobody Likes Edgar

He thinks differently. He runs differently. One day he went to the zoo. The animals did not like Edgar either. chemicalnine.com/edgar/episode1.html

Wee Winkle Tinkle

Electronic toilet lid position signal. As seen on TV - so you know it has to be good. www.weewinkletinkle.com

Monday, May 7, 2007

Lester Bilbo Does Dildo

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Captain Dildo welcomes Lester Bilbo. Dildo is a charming little town about an hour from St. John's. It is considered the mark of a true Newfoundlander if he can say the town's name without a childish smirk. Childishly smirking tourists steal the road signs all the time. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket An oil tanker hauling Newfoundland black gold. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket A small iceberg or bergy bit. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Icebergs and Dildo harbour.

Update: Bananaphone

You can't have too much bananaphone. Well .... actually you can. This is Raffi's version + a baseball bat. ghostalmedia.com/banana

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Ringringring Bananaphone

A dancing banana sings an insanely catchy tune. There is a hidden easter egg here. Click on the banana and you'll get more weirdness. www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html

Identikit Face

Create the face of your dreams or nightmares. flashface.ctapt.de

Ravin' Mavin

A wonderful tribute to the great movie stars of the 30s and 40s. Can there be a greater fan of Ronald Colman that Lester Bilbo? Colman was fabulous as Conway in 1937's 'Lost Horizon.' You will find stills, audio clips, biographies and more about Colman and about a dozen others. themave.com

Friday, May 4, 2007

Britt Savage and Twang Deluxe

Lookin' Like I'm Gonna (Japanese Subtitles). www.youtube.com/profile?user=Countrypolitan

Seven Kitsch Wonders of the World

Carhenge, The Big Pineapple, The Teapottery (home to every conceivable teapot design), and lots more. www.worldofkitsch.com/features/seven_wonders/index.html

The World's Worst Food

Lester Bilbo tells me that the bacon and fruit casserole is his favorite. He also suggests you try the link to 'The Gallery of Regrettable Food,' and its 'Cookin' With Dr. Pepper.' Beware anything that has an apostrophe instead of a final letter. www.flaneur.org.uk/html/food.html